Three two-faced preachers No facial features They came to teach us We're all facetious I am under the illusion, that I suffer no delusions Only left the nest at eighteen Slavoj Žižek and cans of baked beans Welcome to the desert of the real We control how you think and feel Through blackened lungs, they speak in tongues Another crisis fuelled by ISIS Welcome to the desert of the real We control how you- How you think and feel Let's hold a candlelit vigil for those who never died These poor unwilling scapegoats who never lost their lives Oh, my dear Kellyanne The radical lies you've told Who knew that public prejury could ever be this bold There's not enough wool in the world To stop me from seeing this Tragic sitcom you call news Starring everything There's not enough wool in the world To stop me from seeing this Tragic sitcom you call news Starring everything Last night in Sweden Their darkest season Can't move for toffee I'm out of coffee (We are so misinformed) Let's hold a candlelit vigil for those who never died These poor unwilling scapegoats who never lost their lives Oh, my dear Kellyanne The radical lies you've told Who knew that public prejury could ever be this "First there are known knowns Things we know that we know Then there are known unknowns Things that we know we don't know There are also unknown unknowns What we don't know we don't know And lastly unknown knowns The things we don't know that we know" Let's hold a candlelit vigil for those who never died These poor unwilling scapegoats who never lost their lives Oh, my dear Kellyanne The radical lies you've told Who knew that public prejury could ever be this bold