I always say please and thank you to cunts
But sometimes I leave the toilet seat up
Being honest when someone asks me
If they look old or fucking ugly
Taking pictures for strangers on holiday
I always take an extra selfie
Why waste the opportunity
To show everyone how nice I can be
We caught him coming down the chimney
Wrapped him up in tape and strapped him to a chair
So he told us what he brought me
But I don't fucking care
I've been a very good boy this year
Spreading joy and Christmas cheer
But I just wanna rack a line and crack a beer
So you can find me on the naughty list
I got a fist full of festive fuck you
Baubles on my dick and tinsel titty tattoos
Honk a line off a pair of purple elf boobs
Yuletide decorations on your mums pubes
The ghost of Christmas past
Has a candy cane shoved up his arse
All I want is a big bag of snow
In the strip club dancing with the ho ho hos
I don't need your seasons greetings
You can keep your warm regards
I don't need your happy holiday
It's fucking christmas
I've been a very good boy this year
Spreading joy and Christmas cheer
But I just wanna rack a line and crack a beer
So you can find me on the naughty list
I've been a very good boy this year
Spreading joy and Christmas cheer
But I just wanna rack a line and crack a beer
So you can find me on the naughty list
Its Christmas get pissedmas
Put your hands up merry fuckin fistmas
Get litmas Suck a dickmas pull a
Baggy out and let's do business
The sleigh bells are a jinglin
Get ready for the buzz
Coz the big man clause is coming down the chimney to turn this party up
Christmas christmas
Merry fucking christmas
Christmas christmas
Merry fucking christmas
Christmas christmas
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Christmas christmas
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Christmas christmas
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Christmas christmas
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