Oh crummies look what some idiot has done to that wall
It's absolutely disgusting I bet it was kids honestly Howard kids round here have got no respect
They want locking up
I'm sick of it
National service is too good for them, they want castrating
Lock them up and throw away the key that's what I say
I blame the parents
Broken homes produce broken kids it's as simple as that but they should know better
There's no excuse for behavior like that
Seriously some of the families round here are literally feral
Sat at home jobless with their Sky TV and an endless supply of cigarettes
They're nothing but spongers the lot of them
Maybe if they'd worked a day in their lives they might understand the value of hard work
And have some respect for the poor beggar who's got to clean that off
Mind you it'll probably be one of their friends on community service
Like Les Battersby that time before he went off with Status Quo
Honestly the mind boggles
I just don't know what goes through some people's heads
Do they wake up in the morning and think I know what I'll do today
I'm going to go out and create an eyesore
I'm going to trash someone's property
I'm going to do the most obnoxious thing I can think of
And stain a perfectly clean wall with a load of muck
Because the only person I care about is myself
And the rest of you can all go to hell
What
It's a Banksy
Oh my god Howard
It's a Banksy
What an honor
Oh it's amazing
I can't believe it
I've been wanting him to come here for years
In fact I think I even said it at that barbeque round Joan's last summer didn't I
Do you remember
Oh I can't believe we missed him
Right come on let's go back and get a picture with it before some reprobate steals the wall
Come on quick