At your worst, at your best Stinky feet, hair in a mess All ways Always Chocolate ice cream on your face Blue ribbon smile, or in last place All ways Always In all of your odd ways Your big and small ways Straight and crossways Pink or blue No matter what they say No matter what you do Any and all ways I'm for you ♪ And if you fell into a big black hole And came out, squeezed down, infinitely small You know you'd be my favorite singularity Or if your time machine ran out of gas And sent your body to the future and your head to the past That would be insane, but yeah Even that way And I'm telling you, all ways In big and small ways Straight and cross ways Red, yellow, pink, or blue No matter what they say No matter what you do Any and all ways I'm for you Love is blind, happy and free Hearts don't have the eyes to see All they do is tick And believe I hope you know just what I mean There's no test, just do your thing The best you, you can be ♪ So zip this promise in your fanny pack Put it in the pocket of your corduroy slacks Whatever It don't matter 'Cause not one thing will change this fact I mean, do take baths, of course do that But always, whatever you do Just remember All ways I'm for you