I met the man who killed John Lennon and he told me Never go to France and do fake acid He told me not to kiss brown haired boys or green eyed girls He told me we can make out via postcard Merry Christmas is a poor excuse for Shoemaker He told me not to write a song about him He told me Glass Onion was about him And Purple Haze too Thank god for sunday night Jeopardy for keeping me honest John Steinbeck was a liar