Here's a little Story about a man in 2020 His wife and his job he loves plenty plenty The Virus from the East, doesn't concern him here Funny little News Story, with the name of a Beer Weeks are passing by, things are 'bout to get serious No more funny Ching Chong virus, it's supposed to scare us Trapped inside, the lie shoved down his throat "Remember remember, we're in the same fuckin boat" Stay inside We need to protect you from the Virus Stay inside No need to protect you from yourself Stay inside you motherfucker Stay inside you motherfucker Stay inside you motherfucker Stay inside Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside Stay inside, stay inside One more fucking day inside, I'll commit fucking suicide Month after month, case after case Flatten the curve, "muh ICU space" Hospitals are full, but are they really? Where's this fucking virus he sees on the Telly? Out of a job, out of all hope No End in Sight, how does he cope Turns to conspiracies of which there are many What else to do in a life that feels so empty Stay inside We need to protect you from the Virus Stay inside No need to protect you from yourself Stay inside you motherfucker Stay inside you motherfucker Stay inside you motherfucker Stay inside Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside Stay inside, stay inside One more fucking day inside, commit fucking suicide