Mazel Tov! I put my fate in the hands of a black and white bird As he stood there all smug but he never said a word And as I glanced, you must've felt the thrill Like a cat stares at you from a windowsill Time flies when you throw a clock When you're annoyed that he don't have enough Don't they wanna right all their wrongs They both whistled down the wind But the wind was too strong I put my fate in the hands of a black and white bird As he stood there all smug but he never said a word And as I glanced, you must've felt the thrill Like a cat stares at you from a windowsill Mazel Tov! Mazel Tov! Mazel Tov! Mazel Tov! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! But there was no such luck