Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Holdin' up the line at Donnie's Pizza at 3 On Friday afternoon with Donnie starin' at me Expectin' me to order pepperoni instead I leaned up on the counter and said Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Swimmin' at the local pool I started to drown The life guard came a runnin' when he saw me go down I coughed up water in his face, then he kicked me in The deep end when I muttered to him Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) I guess it's just non-sequitur I any tie or place reserve The right to make my simple request Somewhere in my vicinity That someone lay the funk on me Don't know why, but no one's done it yet My brother tied the knot and when he asked me to be His best man I was honored, when I got up to speak For all our friends and family I opened my mouth And shocked them with the words that came out Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah) Let me get a piece of that funk (Yeah)