Passed out, I'm on the pull out couch Scratchy pillows under my head Sofa, it doesn't suck for now Though I rather would be sleeping in bed Switch over to the dryer When the laundry is done It's up to me, it used to be That you were the one That always would remind me Now I can't get it right I'm gonna be sleeping on wet blankets tonight Cat nappin' on the bedroom floor Mattress made of carpeted shag Don't treat me right, cause my neck is sore Tonight has been a terrible drag Switch over to the dryer When the laundry is done It's up to me, it used to be That you were the one That always would remind me Now I can't get it right I'm gonna be sleeping on wet blankets tonight Don't need pneumonia from sleeping in sheets That leave me feeling colder from my head to my feet It's getting late, I've got a busier day Tomorrow so I might just pass out in them anyway 4:30, And I'm finally out Left with no alternative choice Suits me, at least I'm getting some sleep Even though my comforter's moist Switch over to the dryer When the laundry is done It's up to me, it used to be That you were the one That always would remind me Now I can't get it right I'm gonna be sleeping on wet blankets tonight