Bring a quarter for the funk Punched and shot Hadoukens Kicked and Shoryukened Through my first three bouts But now I doubt I'll go any further Just can't seem to hurt her Oh, my female foe In skin tight clothes Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter With your killer thighs And kicks so high Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter Every single bout You knock me out I can't bear to hit her Nothing seems to fit her Oh, it must be hard In that sexist garb To get a kick or punch in No wardrobe malfunction Maybe not, 'cause I Lose every time Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter With your killer thighs And kicks so high Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter Every single bout You knock me out Don't care if she is the best Combatant, better than the rest Her moves and her outrageous chest They'd never pass the Bechdel test Still, I am ashamed to say I just can't take my eyes away And losing to her feels like bliss Does that make me a chauvinist? This is where we pause the game and go Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter With your killer thighs And kicks so high Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter Every single bout You knock me out Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter With your killer thighs And kicks so high Hey girl fighter Hey girl fighter Every single bout You knock me out