Chili's and Hooters
They're starving to death
They'll go the way of cereal
Of brunch and the rest
Napkins, vacations, won't be long 'til they die
Murdered in the first degree by generation Y
We'll throw our hands up in the air
And get down on our knees
It's time to celebrate the death
Of things that no one needs
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
You know we killed 'em all
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
Bar soap and shopping malls
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
No need for diamond rings
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
We'll take the simple things
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
You know we killed 'em all
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
Bar soap and shopping malls
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
No need for diamond rings
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
Boomers complaining
We have no desire
For golf or Harley Davidson
Or Gucci attire
Our beers are craft
We got no Bud Light or Coors
Millenials are awful
And of this you can be sure
We'll throw our hands up in the air
And get down on our knees
It's time to celebrate the death
Of things that no one needs
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
You know we killed 'em all
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
Bar soap and shopping malls
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
No need for diamond rings
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
We'll take the simple things
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
You know we killed 'em all
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
Bar soap and shopping malls
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
No need for diamond rings
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
It's hard to want to buy a muscle car or buy a home
When we don't even have enough to pay for student loans
We wish these corpses all the best but
While they burn in hell
Just know that avocado toast
Is still alive and well
This is just a partial list
Of victims we have claimed
From yogurt bars to giant cars
We left them DOA
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
You know we killed 'em all
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
Bar soap and shopping malls
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
No need for diamond rings
Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
We'll take the simple things