Wake up before your alarm starts a-ringing The birds are barely singing There's no sun in the sky Rolling over trying to sleep a little longer The urge is getting stronger To open your eyes When you don't feel like working out I'm here to help you see The lighter side of staying fit so Forget the oldies, you'll be sweating to me I can help you feel the burn and lose a couple pounds Bring sweat to your forehead every time you hear my sound Give you extra confidence and as you sing along Beneath your breath and heaving chest I keep you going strong I am your Gym Song Grab a couple weights and then pump those puny shoulders Before your set is over You'll be ready to quit The gym rats taking selfies and posing in the mirror Will laugh, and then you'll hear "Hey bro, do you even lift?" When you don't feel like working out I'm here to help you see The lighter side of staying fit so Forget the oldies, you'll be sweating to me I can help you feel the burn and lose a couple pounds Bring sweat to your forehead every time you hear my sound Give you extra confidence and as you sing along Beneath your breath and heaving chest I keep you going strong I am your Gym Song It's getting hard to breathe You feel it in your knees And wonder why you're here When you'd rather just sleep in But start me up again And get a second wind When the bridge is almost over And the guitar solo starts to kick in Finish with the treadmill at three miles an hour And then you hit the showers 'Cause you're starting to reek Step up on the scale and look down in frustration You've gained ten pounds of weight In just the span of a week But if you feel like giving up To gorge on Krispy Kreme I'll slap those donuts from your hand and Have you up tomorrow at five fifteen I can help you feel the burn and lose a couple pounds Bring sweat to your forehead every time you hear my sound Give you extra confidence and as you sing along Beneath your breath and heaving chest I keep you going strong I am your Gym Song