Shaken stirred, and so unsure
Describe me to a tee
When facing down the fairer sex it's
Easier to flee
Into imagination, where at least I have a chance
When I think about my favorite
Female from Japan
Anime lady, looks so fine
With a waist too small, and eyes too wide
To be like any girl I've ever met
I've ever met
Magic maiden from Japan
She's so reserved, it's hard to stand
Because we haven't even said
A word to one another yet
Come on, Nippon
A childhood friend with hot pink hair that
Blushes every time
She turns to me and clearly sees I'm
Starin' at her from behind
We'll pause for just a moment
While the sweat hangs on our brows
And in a single frame we'll both be
Lyin' on the ground
Anime lady, looks so fine
With a waist too small, and eyes too wide
To be like any girl I've ever met
I've ever met
Magic maiden from Japan
She's so reserved, it's hard to stand
Because we haven't even said
A word to one another yet
Come on, Nippon
I'm in love, I'm so astounded
By her, but I'm so confounded
Taken by her charms
With no idea what I should do
With twenty thousand things to say I'm
Positive she feels the same
We're both too shy and too kawaii
To make a single move
Cherry blossom festival we're
Finally face to face
While fireworks ignite the sky my
Heart begins to race
Her silky skin, it feels like sin
It's so hard to believe
We're holding hands, but then I can when
My nose starts to bleed
Anime lady, looks so fine
With a waist too small, and eyes too wide
To be like any girl I've ever met
I've ever met
Magic maiden from Japan
She's so reserved, it's hard to stand
Because we haven't even said
A word to one another yet
Come on, Nippon