Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward
Straight path, I don't cut corners
I make a point to be on time
Head of the student council
I don't black out at parties
I jam to Paul McCartney
If you ask me how I'm doing, I'll say, "Well, hmm"
I was adopted when I was two
My parents spoiled me rotten
Often I ask myself, what did I do
To get as far as I've gotten?
A pretty girl walks by my locker
My heart gives a flutter, but I don't dare utter a word
'Cause that would be absurd behaviour for little miss perfect
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
No, I can't risk falling off my throne
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Love is something I don't even know
Straight hair, straight A's
Straight forward, straight girl!
Little miss perfect, that's me
One night, my friend stayed over
We laughed, and drank, and ordered
Something about her drew me in
What? It's totally platonic!
That night was so exciting
Her smirks were so enticing
Hours speed by like seconds
Then, what happens is iconic
She takes a sip, I bite my lip
She tells a joke, I nearly choke
She braids my hair, I sit there blacking out for the first time
Next thing I know, I lose control
I finally kiss her, but, oh no
I see a face in my window
Then my brain starts to go
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
No, you can't risk falling off your throne
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Love is something you don't even know!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
You can't risk falling off your throne!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, love!
You don't even know
Rewind, induce amnesia
Deny the truth, that's easier
You're just confused, believe her
When she says there's nothing there
It's never worth it
When you're little miss perfect