Puppets in my heart and I'm feeling right
Tendrils in the land and it's in my sights
World domination, soon to be mine
No cooperation? Well, that's fine
It means all the more for Big Daddy Xorxor
That's what they call me, or for short, Xorny
Pour me out some ichor, fill it to the brim
Blood's getting thicker, sippin' as I sin
You're gonna see more of
Your old friend Xornoth
You'll learn, I'll never return
To the boredom I was borne of
Scott's in the library getting kinda wise
Says he's got a plan for Xorxor's demise
Xorny doesn't care though, says he isn't scared so
Read a book, try your luck, Xorny really doesn't give a
For your information, I've got an education
Scott never showed up to my graduation
First, Demon High School, then Demon College
Where'd you think I got all of this demon knowledge?
Demon University, top of every class
You think you can catch me in a little bit of glass?
Okay, you caught me, embellishing my lore
I don't need exaggeration, I'm the champion of Exor
You're gonna see more of
Your old friend Xornoth
You'll learn, I'll never return
To the boredom I was borne of
Look what their doing now, writing out a spell
The demon from the east is going back to hell
Got a list of things that'll make Xor cower
They've got the smarts and they've got more power
If you want power then Xornoth's got some
I pack more punch then a sawed-off shotgun
I've got more action than Die Hard 2
And your little faction's a try hard crew
You're gonna see more of
(Trap him in a cell and keep him off the streets)
Your old friend Xornoth
(Listen to him yell, they're taming the beast)
You'll learn, I'll soon return
(Charmed like Halliwell, never be released)
And then this world will burn
(Yeah! Heading back to Rivendell, cooking up a feast)