(Whoa, whoa yeah, whoa)
(Whoa, whoa yeah, whoa)
Didn't have a formidable army
Didn't have a big population
So I made a guided boat tour
Hop in, give a small donation
First stop is a Mezalean campsite
Where King Joel's journey commenced
Though camping is not for everyone
'Cause it's really intents
Welcome to my ocean tour
We'll sail across the sea for shore
Watch with oar, let the scenery sink in
All aboard
Water you thinking? (Whoa, whoa yeah)
Water you thinking? (Whoa)
Whoa, whoa, yeah, whoa
Medieval spies here for surveillance
I've already met one of these charmers
Took his uniform home to polish
Had a night in shining armor
Then one of our boulder attractions
Totally natural, I didn't plan it
These rocks, they're all pure diorite
Some take them for granite
Come one, come all, from far and wide
It feels so freeing being on tide
Watch with oar, there's so much to drink in
All aboard
The library is all fully booked
So we'll head back to land, what's up, dock?
Leave a five-starfish review, and exit by the gift shop
You're welcome for my ocean tour
We sailed across the sea for shore
Watched with oar, let the scenery sink in
We explored, so much to drink in
Now we're moored, the guest book's hinting
Exit starboard
Water you thinking? (Whoa, whoa yeah)
Water you thinking? (Whoa)
Whoa, whoa yeah, whoa