You only love me for my thick sunglasses And my Tony Lomas and my Dodge Dart classic You said "I'll be Johnny and you'd be June And I'll ride with you to the moon" But guess what?! You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin You can't step to this backyard swagga You know it aint my fault when I'm walkin jaws drop They're like oooooo ahhhhhhhh oooooooo ahhhhhh ----- Kick it! Ba ba ba bad ba dup dup dup da da da Oh heaven help me I've been sewin wildflower seeds And chasin tumble weeds but that's just who I be And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone But I'm on to ya baby So guess what?! () Oooooo you only love me for my big sunglasses And my Tony Lomas cause I'm from Oklahoma And I got long red hair And I play guitar And I go on the road And I do all the shit you want to do And my dog does tricks But I'm not about drama no Cuz I love my apron But I ain't your mama! () Oooooooo ahhhhhhhh ooooooo ah!