Hey there Mr. Zuckerberg Can I get a blue checkmark today Make my day I wanna be somebody They said I'm not cool enough But I can try and prove my worth again In thirty days I might be somebody See I post like three times a day And boost like the bloggers say to do But to my dismay I'm still nobody ♪ Organic growth they say it's key Engagement rate is where it is First comes the content And then consistency Your page will grow Just let it be Don't pay for services That make the promises To grow you instantly Now I don't know how computers work But ain't they spose to do the work for you You say the system's fair But it feel so scammy Hey there Mr. Zuckerberg What's a starving artist got to do When he shares and shares But he makes no money Have mercy on a small business What I do is all legit I could've gone crooked But I made a firm decision To go and get it Yeah, I know long winded But I'm just trying to get you to see the vision Your boy made it No gimmicks But lately my phone glitches When I post pictures They ain't making my old digits View, likes, many commented Everything has changed since you augmented Maybe it's your constant changes Maybe it's the algorithm Or maybe we'll no pun intended It's simply just my content missing the mark Or maybe it's a bug Will we ever know Mr. Zuckerberg When I'll be somebody