Who's the girl who's got bad on her mind, Who thinks evil thoughts with a smile and a wink! Who's the girl with a plan to mess up mankind, ME! I'm the Lady in Pink. (Lady in Pink. Lady in Pink) She's bad she's evil And I'm worse than you think ME! I'm the Lady in Pink. Who's the girl who never plays nice, And wishes that all rubber duckies would sink Who interrupts people and never thinks twice, ME! I'm the Lady in Pink. (Lady in Pink, Lady in Pink) She does terrible things, Even worse than you think. I'm the Lady in Pink. She's selfish and cruel, And I totally rule She stops at nothin' to win, She cheats and she lies I don't even like pie When there's bad to be done come to me Those containers, you better forget it They'll be mine before you can blink Wherever they are you can bet who'll get them Me, I'm the lady in pink Lady in pink, lady in pink Ain't she totally evil? Now what do you think? Lady in pink, lady in pink Me, me, me, me, me, I'm the lady in pink