Every day I wake up next to It I turn my back, pretend to be sleeping Then I just freeze my feet The furry monster is in heat Should I sneak out of bed Should I try while I can Oh, I'll just stay instead And wait it out, my fucking fate, cause He wants my body, loves my body, needs my body bad But I'm not his hobby, he's my hubby not my bodyguard He wants my body, loves my body, needs my body bad But I never needed anything more than my body back Oh he's my main man, my everything But the dirty monster lies within I can't begin to tell him why I hide my body all the time Now should I stretch open my legs While dreaming of coffee and eggs? Yeah, I'll just stay in bed And wait it out my goddamn fate, cause He wants my body, loves my body, needs my body bad But I'm not his hobby, he's my hubby not my bodyguard He wants my body, loves my body, needs my body bad But I never needed anything more than my body back You're the real thing, put a gold ring on my finger, oh But my body's not a shrine for you to pray on Leave my panties on! You're the real deal with your white wings and your halo, oh But my body's not a throne for you to stand on Leave my panties alone! He wants my body, loves my body, needs my body bad But I'm not his hobby, he's my hubby not my bodyguard He wants my body, loves my body, needs my body bad But I never needed anything more than my body back Than my body back Huh