You look so pretty when you have been drinking I don't care that your friends say you're a mess You laugh at all my jokes when no one else does So I feel it's only right I must confess You see, I wasn't really drunk, I was just pretending Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do Oh, this party, it seems never ending I would gladly sip my champagne from your shoes I found you sitting there under the table I hoped that you would make some room for me But I have never been much of a drinker And at this bar they don't serve herbal tea You see, I wasn't really drunk, I was just pretending Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do Oh, this party, it seems never ending I would gladly sip my champagne from your shoes I woke up with the dawn to fix you breakfast I served it to you right there in your bed But your bloodshot eyes addressed me like a stranger As if I'd caused that pain inside your head You see, I wasn't really drunk, I was just pretending Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do Oh, this party, it seems never ending I would gladly sip my champagne from your shoes