My baby likes the super dooper lager That's a mighty mouth to feed Mama's popping happy pills like crazy All the kids been smoking weed Everybody's getting whacked on something Something that makes them feel good Everybody's getting whacked on something Everybody in my neighbourhood Girls are walking up and down the sidewalk Waiting for the bars to close The Suit is staring down into the mirror He got a ten stuck up his nose Everybody's getting whacked on something Something that makes them feel good Everybody's getting whacked on something Everybody in my neighbourhood I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned A junkie shuffles down into the subway He's got nothing left to lose Papa's on the boat across to Calais Stocking up on a mountain of booze Everybody's getting whacked on something Something that makes them feel good Everybody's getting whacked on something Everybody in my neighbourhood I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned Buddy took a dive through an open window He believed that he could fly Bought it online with his computer They said he was legally high Everybody's getting whacked on something Something that makes them feel good Everybody's getting whacked on something Everybody in my neighbourhood I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned I just wanna get stoned (I just wanna get stoned)