Got the news just last month
That I am exhausting and you're not in love
Didn't say it in those words
But I know how your tone works
You're MIA, running so free
Calling your ex, forgetting 'bout me
But I know you could never
Yeah, I know you remember
So I'm feeling and I'm dealing with the heart you broke
While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes, oh
I'm hurting but I'm certain it's still true
I'm the best thing that almost happened to you
I know I'm obsessed and
Right now I might be a mess but
One day you're gonna wake up
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup
I'll smile and you'll have to face it
I'm the greatest love that you wasted
But, by then, I'll be far away
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup
But for now, I'm out in the dust, falling apart
Oh, is she just like me? Yeah, I reckon
You've got two types: Country and Western
So I'm feeling and I'm dealing with the heart you broke
While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes, oh
Here's something, if nothing else is true
I'm the best thing that almost happened to you
I know I'm obsessed and
Right now, I might be a mess but
One day you're gonna wake up
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup
I'll smile and you'll have to face it
I'm the greatest love that you wasted
But, by then, I'll be far away
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup
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You're gonna walk into some underground bar
You'll see a pretty little thing catching eyes in the dark
And it's me, I see you too, I'll wave
And I'm dancing over to you in the corner and you'll say
"Wow, hey, it's been forever, do you wanna get a drink, like together?"
I say, "Mmm, I'm kinda busy but, like stay in touch?"
And I think, "Oh shit, I won the breakup"
I'll smile and you'll have to face it
I'm the greatest love that you wasted
But, by then, I'll be far away
And, oh shit, you lost the breakup
Mmm, you lost the breakup
Oh, oh shit, you lost the breakup