Once I met a girl in a cute white dress
She was such a good gal who would always impress
Her momma, her dadda, everybody around
And she would come running back home before sundown
Ye, before the sun comes down
Before the sunny sides down
So I went on a date with this good good girl
Ye she dressed to impress in a little white dress
I treated her to dinner, said
How you like your eggs
And to me with a smile she said
I like them burnt
Ye, she said she likes them burnt
Not scrambled, not sunny side turnt
She said she likes them burnt
So I made it burnt like it wasn't my concern
One day I met her again at another place
Yeah we went on a walk to a nature space
The waterfalls, hills and frisbees flying
This was a date when I was really trying
To impress, ye to impress
The lil girl in her cute white dress
Suddenly as we were walking down the street
She bumped into a tall stranger, what a feat
She was shocked but then she said to him as she glared
I know you're tall but I didn't know you're visually impaired
She likes her eggs burnt
Not scrambled, not sunny side turnt
Ye, she said she likes them burnt
No matter what you do ye she's gonna make it burn
Look at her eyes
The corners of her smile
Her hair, her dress
How could you not fall for her finesse
Cuz of her dress
But it's a facade
It's an illusion
It's a disguise
Behind the explosion
Of burning words
Of salt and fire
She turns it up cuz she likes her eggs burnt
Ye, she said likes her eggs burnt
Not scrambled, not sunny side turnt
Not turnt
Burnt