I'm an Influencer
I'm an Influencer
Guys I'm obsessed with this new shampoo
A three day promise for a better you
It's coffee breath flavour, it smells so nice
Zero irritation, it was tested on mice
Apart from that it's cruelty free
It's got a vegan recipe
I've discount code too
I wanna influence you
I'm an Influencer
I'm an Influencer
You know me
I would never recommend a product I wouldn't use myself, honestly
They really care for the environment too with 5% recycled bottles just for you
The coffee breath properties are known to fight ageing and recent studies show that they help to burn fat
But no nasty ingredients
You can thank the mice for that
I'm an Influencer
I'm an Influencer
Took a photo of my cat
She was eating ice cream
But I didn't post that photo online
Cos it didn't match my theme
But now that cat is dead
I feel sad and so ashamed
And the most annoying part
Is that my insta theme has changed
I'm an Influencer
Buy this now or your family will die
I get paid to be a lie
Yeah I lie all the time
Like Liver King in the fruit aisle of Aldi
Dan Bilzerian turning vegetarian
Nicola Sturgeon is now a brain surgeon
And Boris Johnson drinks Lambrini
Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah
I'm an Influencer
I'm an Influencer
I'm an Influencer
I'm an Influencer