I don't want to listen to Feeder I don't want to sing along to Weezer I don't even want to be here But it's only £1 for Bacardi Breezer DJ play something that they don't know 'Cos I'm the Indie Dancefloor Boy DJ play something that they don't know 'Cos I'm the Indie Dancefloor Boy I don't want to listen to Feeder I don't want to sing along to Weezer I don't even want to be here But it's only £1 for Bacardi Breezer DJ play something that they don't know 'Cos I'm the Indie Dancefloor Boy DJ play something that they don't know 'Cos I'm the Indie Dancefloor Boy As the song starts playing, the boy rolls back his eyes He's sick to death of singing "Tell me sweet little lies" Arctic Monkeys please, he knows all the words you see Except that Hotel album, he said "That one's not for me" Indie Boy proceeds to write a song down in his phone He shows it to the DJ and says "Play something less well known" The DJ says politely "It's not that type of crowd, go dance to the Classics and make your parents proud"