Once upon a time there was a powerful king He ruled half of the world he ruled half of everything I mean, some really loved him Some really liked him Man they must be really dim His smile shook the stenches of the rotten undergrounds His snakelike words manipulated those around But nobody cared cause he's the king of the world I mean around him, we never get bored Jester jester, come tell those funny jokes The king doubles over, he laughs and he croaks Hiding his insecurities behind a great grand cloak What a fantastic, powerful bloke Knight, great knight, say, where art thou With your fancy sword and your Turkish bow Please, sir knight, make the king feel superior And while you're at it, call in the fiddler All these distractions, and all of his might Couldn't help the king with his deep internal fight With his army, he'd won many a battle But this one, this one was different The king sat high on his throne that was filled with hurt While all of his peasants below just moped in the dirt He sat high on his throne, both day and night But he was shaky, hiding behind his great might Yeah, all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put him back together again Because he abused and used and showed off his powers But that's a story for another hour Once upon a time there was a fucked up king He wore a fake crown and took all of everything The throne that he sat on was made out of lies So maybe, just maybe, he'd fit in with the guys Messing up his arm up at 3 am His favorite hobby ever since the sacrificed lamb His servants and peasants saw right through the show This king, this ruler, was beginning to slow You see his kingdom was fallen and so were his walls You could see right inside, see the true inner calls For help he would scream, both day and night But why would we help him? he's the king with all of his might So his peasants then left him, on the floor to yell and bleed Another good story to tell so it seemed Then one day they realized their fatal mistake The king, now dead, burned himself at the stake