Hey, you little fool Come down to me and see I'll show you my world of things You never meant to be Don't fear, just crave for all things For you to come If you won't be the same Before the night is done So, look all through my place Say, isn't it nice? You'll get it free just for a little fee But I won't tell you thrice Got sick and tired, my job is done I quit this life and go Start another one I got a Hell for sale Come down, you won't believe it Hell for sale, you can buy it Hell for sale, I know you won't leave it Hell for sale So while you're here I think you feel the special charm It's dirty cheap and weatherproof Forever keeps you warm Got sick and tired, my job is done I quit this life and go Start another one I got a Hell for sale Come down, you won't believe it Hell for sale, you can buy it Hell for sale, I know you won't leave it Hell for sale Okay, we start with the first offer at 10 quid Who bids more? 12 quid 12 for Hell? You gonna be joking No, okay, you got it Hey, you little fool Come down to me and see I'll show you my world of things You never meant to be I got a Hell for sale Come down, you won't believe it Hell for sale, you can buy it Hell for sale, I know you won't leave it Hell for sale, you can buy it You can buy it, finally it's yours