Cowboy Knocking on doors, selling snake oil Done up in my sunday best I didn't even have to hide it in the fine print All of this was tatted on my forehead I scream it every day into the vortex Every pang of guilt just washes over me like gore tex Unfamiliar forces grab ahold of me like forceps Every step I take I walk it back again like four steps Every time I stray you end up right back on my doorstep I can tell you till I'm blue in the face That I'll do everything but do what it takes That I'm my father's spitting image and that dude was a flake That I'll be gone until I'm gone so you'd be stupid to wait But there is something to a man who takes the scenic route to killing himself He say he'll charge it to the game he's only billing himself He hates the mirror so he postures like he's feeling himself He's only fooling himself, but you were willing to help And so I thank you from the bottom of my black heart We can get a house, and a dog, and a backyard We can have the best part, but it won't be the last part Don't you fuckin' hate it when you get the thing you asked for?