I don't believe in UFOs and little men from Mars I don't believe in magic lamps bought at junk bazaars I don't believe the world will ever be without a war I don't believe a lot of things-- But I've been wrong before! I don't believe the souls of man can haunt you after life I don't believe the world hangs on the edge of a knife I don't believe we should stop thinking for an oath we swore I don't believe a lot of things-- But I've been wrong before! People tell me their crazy yarns Like ghosts, and gods, and ESP, and UFOs in barns Half this crap has turned out true-- If you close your mind at this point, the only fool is you! I don't believe a God above invented all that's good I don't believe that there's a need to rush from childhood I don't believe the world began with a lion's roar I don't believe a lot of things-- But I've been wrong before! People tell me their crazy yarns Like ghosts, and gods, and ESP, and UFOs in barns Half this crap has turned out true-- If you close your mind at this point, the only fool is you! I don't believe it's always kind to say the nicest thing I don't believe a "sugar lie" is awe-inspiring I don't believe in posing kind and sneaking out the door I don't believe a lot of things-- But I've been wrong before!