Ev'rybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat Who knows where it's at Ev'rybody's pickin' up on that feline beat 'Cos ev'rything else is obsolete A square with a horn Makes you wish you weren't born Ev'ry time he plays With a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing Still a cat's the only cat Who knows how to swing Who wants to dig a long-haired gig Or stuff like that? When ev'rybody wants to be a cat, meow! Everybody Wants to be a cat Everybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat Who knows where it's at While playing jazz you always have A welcome mat 'Cos everybody digs a swinging cat A square with a horn Makes you wish you weren't born Every time he plays Oh, with a square in the act You can set this music back To the caveman days I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing Still a cat's the only cat Who knows how to swing Who wants to dig a long-haired gig Or stuff like that? When everybody wants to be a cat, meow! (Groovy cat!) -Everybody wants to be a cat- (Dimie Cat on the track) -Oooh- -Everybody wants to be a cat- -Everybody wants to be a cat- -Everybody- Everybody wants to be a cat If you want to turn me on Play your horn, don't spare the tone And blow a little soul into the tune Let's take it to another key Modulate, and wait, for me I'll take a few ad-libs And pretty soon The other cats will all commence Congregating on the fence Beneath the alley's only light Where every note is out of sight... Everybody Everybody Everybody wants to be a cat (Hallelujah) Everybody Everybody Everybody wants to be a cat (Hallelujah) Everybody Everybody Everybody wants to be a cat (I'm telling you) Everybody Everybody Everybody wants to be a cat (Dimie Cat on the track) Everybody Everybody Everybody wants to be a cat Everybody Everybody Everybody wants to be a cat