It's inevitable
That when you wake in the morning
The sun will be shining
Unless it's raining
Inevitable
That if a song has no music or word
That it won't be so entertaining
Inevitable
That if you take everything
That belongs to your brother
He'll be complaining
Inevitable
That if you bang very hard
On your nose with a hammer
There'll be some pain
Now, I'm not the kind
Always pointing with the finger
At the ways things are quite often left to linger
And all of the deeds
One was gonna do
Get left undone
But I want to say that
The time's growing nearer
When the right thing to be
Is a doer not a hearer
'Cause there'll come a day
When you won't even be around
It's inevitable
It's inevitable
It's gonna happen
Inevitable
O-ho, O-ho, ho-ho
Inevitable
That's for certain
It's inevitable
That at the end of the show
There's always gonna be
That final curtain
Inevitable
That when the door shuts behind you
There's no turning back
For a little more flirting
Inevitable
That if you find you're in Heaven
Well, it won't be because
You were just lucky
Inevitable
That if you find you're in Hell
You're gonna feel like a chicken
Licken turkey
I don't wanna come across
All super-spiritual
But then again
I don't want to be
Irresponsible
But one day you're gonna day
'Cause that's what happens
When your life comes
To an end
Then comes a judgement
To decide where you're gonna spend
Eternity-y-y-y
It's inevitable
It's inevitable
Yes, it is
It's inevitable
Yes, it is
It's a certainty
It's inevitable
It's inevitable
Yes, it is
It's inevitable
It's a certainty
It's an ongoing thing
Yet it's inevitable
It's inevitable
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Yes, it is
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It's a certainty
It's an ongoing thing
It's gonna happen
Yes, indeed
It's a certainy
It's inevitable
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Inevitable
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