Santa, when are you dropping by tonight 'Cause I'm dying to see To see if I've been nice all year 'Cause I shoveled the town And made all my rounds To see if everyone has toys I'll share all my beer To spread some holiday cheer And I'll save a few for the reindeer I don't want any coal I don't need any Christmas clothes I'll lay out the cookies for you And a tiny tin flask to go Santa, we're going to the bar tonight Because I've gotta know how You hit every house so fast Don't wanna be rude But you're a big dude and There's no way your fat ass is making it down my chimney I don't want any coal I don't need any Christmas clothes I'll lay out the cookies for you And a tiny tin flask to go Believe me when I say That I've been good all year And if you leave me something bitchin' under the tree I'll give you a handle of your favorite whiskey I don't want any coal I don't need any Christmas clothes I'll lay out the cookies for you And a Tiny Tim flask to go Believe me when I say That I've been good all year And if you leave me something bitchin' under the tree I'll give you a handle of your favorite whiskey Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na