Don't roast me, I'm already baked Let's keep things spicy and nicely arranged How tasteless, I'm shameless Lay this to rest I'm one of the best Come on and tell me a joke Make it deadpan and dry as a bone Darker than a murder of crows in Vantablack ♪ Don't stretch, and turn into stone Keep this up, you'll wind up alone Don't stretch, and turn into stone Keep this up, you'll wind up alone ♪ What a joke Don't roast me, I'm already baked Let's keep things spicy and nicely arranged How tasteless, I'm shameless Lay this to rest I'm one of the best Come on and tell me a joke Make it deadpan and dry as a bone Darker than a murder of crows in Vantablack ♪ The flaccid sword of Damocles Could never ever frighten me The flaccid sword of Damocles Could never ever frighten me The flaccid sword of Damocles Could never ever frighten me The flaccid sword of Damocles Could never ever frighten me ♪ Feed these vultures Their chagrin Give an inch and They'll eat your skin Feed these vultures Their chagrin Give an inch and They'll eat your skin ♪ And passing screech Has let you spread your wings Jerk Chicken Take one last flight As thunder crashes Rise from the ashes