It's early for Halloween I just wanna hear a scream Yeah you heard me right, I Guess I like it frightening Zombies up and down the street Bus driver's a ghost, there's Goblins at the bar, so Ghoulish and disgusting Pumpkins grinning wickedly Ketchup down your sleeve, "Oh, Ain't it just divine," some Banshee whispers slyly Hades' gate is opening Hark, the fallen angels sing But it's not for me, I'm Hangin' with the demons If I asked you nicely Would you walk the night with Me, and go trick or treat Pardon me, but If my touch was kindly Skeletal and spindly Would your skin crawl for me Phonin' up my witches three Spookiest of company Ride in on a moonbeam Werewolves wearin' Gucci Frankenstein's in drag Disembodied hands in candy My it's quite a night Hallow's eve came prematurely If I asked you nicely Would you roam the night with Me, and go trick or treat Pardon me, but If my touch was spindly Skeletal and slimy Would your heart stop for me Will you come bury me Like Halloween