My pants are on vacation I notice that their gone My right leg knows My left leg knows They both think somethings wrong My pants are on vacation They left a detailed note But their handwriting is so sloppy That I don't know what they wrote My pants are on vacation They been gone for a week I feel like yelling at them But I'll turn the other cheek My pants are on vacation I guess they needed a break At least they didn't invite all of my socks for goodness sake My pants are on vacation And they did not take my belt It wasn't even invited Imagine how belt felt My pants are on vacation Its such a silly shame My chores have gone undone And there is no one else to blame My pants are on vacation And they sent me a postcard They said that being pants was just a little bit too hard Their working days are over And they say they've retired But if they ever do come back I'll tell them that they're fired My pants are on vacation I notice that their gone My left leg knows My right leg knows They both think somethings wrong My pants are on vacation And it could happen to you One day you'll wake to find them gone And then what will you do I wandered to the wardrobe I suppose that shorts will do Only to discover that my shorts were on a cruise