We saw a monster down the street Had purple hair and size 13 feet The monster stomped right up to us and said "Can you give me a ticket to take a bus?" I don't have a nickel in my pants He said, "okay, how 'bout a dance" And this is the dance he told us to do Maybe you can learn it too First you make a circle Then everyone hold your hands and listen close Now move that circle to left, Li'l Liza Jane Now move that circle to right, Li'l Liza Jane We can dance like this all night, Li'l Liza Jane Whoa Li'l Liza, Li'l Liza Jane Whoa Li'l Liza, Li'l Liza Jane Now take it back the other way, Li'l Liza Jane Listen close to what I say, Li'l Liza Jane Circle right Li'l Liza Jane, Li'l Liza Jane Circle left Li'l Liza Jane, Li'l Liza Jane Stop right there take one jump back, Li'l Liza Jane You're doing fine you've got the knack, Li'l Liza Jane Circle right Li'l Liza Jane, Li'l Liza Jane Circle left Li'l Liza Jane, Li'l Liza Jane Touch your head, your knees, the floor, Circle right Li'l Liza Jane, Li'l Liza Jane Jump up straight, we'll start once more, Li'l Liza Jane