Sick and tired of stupid people trying to get one over on me I have heard it all before "Times", we say, "they are a changing, everybody's getting better" So what's this guy cringing for? He says "What you do behind closed doors Doesn't really bother me at all" I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home As long as it's not in front of me I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home As long as I don't have to see He says "Please don't say that I'm closed-minded Some of my best friends are like you And I don't really give a damn" He says "I am happy that you're happy You don't have to prove it to me" And then he turns and kisses the girl on his arm, and says: "What you do behind closed doors Doesn't really bother me at all" I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home As long as it's not in front of me I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home As long as I don't have to see We came here for a quiet drink We're not trying to prove a point about anything And we don't thrive on shoving it in your faces Shoving it in your faces all the time What you do behind closed doors Doesn't really bother me at all I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home As long as it's not in front of me I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home (I don't wanna hear it anymore) As long as I don't have to see As long as I don't have to see