You say you like my hair You say you like my shoes You asked where I bought them And my cheap-ass bag too You like my smelly feet, talk about a flowery bouquet And even when I burp, say I'm a classy lady But there is one thing that you should not miss at last If you want to kiss me you can kiss my ass If you want to kiss me you can kiss my ass I know you won't regret it because my ass is the best You can get out and plan a route, but just be fast If you want to kiss me you can kiss my ass I'm walking down the street, towards rouge avenue You're coming down to bootlick, sweep all you can do I'll copy that here, flattery there, but Actually you don't care, except for yourself One thing that you should not miss at last If you want to kiss me you can kiss my ass If you want to kiss me you can kiss my ass I know you won't regret it because my ass is the best You can get out and plan a route, but just be fast If you want to kiss me you can kiss my ass Sweet, sweet and juicy too Hurry my dear, 'cause I won't boo But if you go or try to fool me like you tried in the past I swear I'm gonna make you kiss My Ass Oh, yes