Oh my God My mom and dad says that there's a virus going around And it's really got them down And I'm scared shitless Oh, no Oh my God Now my neighbors are going mad They're buying whatever can fit in their bags This is ridiculous And now every single school In the country is shut down I bet the kids are so excited Let's go to the playground Parents scream, no There's germs are all around Run, hide, no way Damn, now we're all surrounded By the Coronavirus 'Cause somebody didn't wash their hands Or is this all a part of the government's plan? Nope! It's just Coronavirus Don't catch it or you'll have to stay inside, sis It's just Coronavirus Wash your hands that's it!