When I came to it wasn't pretty Laying on the floor and covered in myself Oh I'm feeling gritty My head feels like a pancake served with mustard Hands are shaking, bones are aching, stomach's quaking There's no escaping What started slow escalated just a little too fast Before you know a little somethin' Put me right on my ass Ain't had a bender like that since last November In fact, I don't remember exactly what went on It was a hell of a night Ain't had a bender like that since last November In fact, I don't remember exactly what went on Well it's a shame, this situation I got no one else but myself to blame Hey it was a combination of euphoria and pain Hands are shaking, bones are aching, stomach's quaking My will is all like sugar on the rim of a glass Never let it get the better of me, I'm at the top of the class Hey it was a hell of night Ain't had a bender like that since last November In fact, I don't remember exactly what went on It was a hell of a night Ain't had a bender like that since last November In fact, I don't remember exactly what went on It was a hell of a night Ain't had a bender like that since last November In fact, I don't remember exactly what went on It was a hell of a night Ain't had a bender like that since last November In fact, I don't remember exactly what went on It was a hell of a night Hands are shaking It was a hell of a night Bones are aching It was a hell of a night No escaping