Went to the outdoor pool
In November
In our fake fur
And our short shorts
Hit your vape pen
It was too strong
Stopped at the fish tank
We took too long
We saw this old dude
He said hello
Asked a strange as ever question
He said, "Hey guys
Any action?
Did u just come from the pool?"
We debated
What could have he meant?
Oh we were so high
We just couldn't
It was so fucking funny
I could've died
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
On the Monday after my birthday
Went to Margaritaville
On the boardwalk
It was so dead
On the boardwalk
But it was just ours
It was perfect
You could almost see the stars
Walked to the water
By the Ferris wheel
There was a crescent moon
In the Ferris wheel
And it was just ours
It was perfect
You could almost see the stars
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
On the Monday after my birthday
I taught you blackjack
You were horrible
You taught me slots
I was horrible
We lost 1-2-3-4-5 hundred dollars
At the Ocean Resort Casino
But Larry from Atlantic city
He knew exactly what we were doing
He clocked us right from the second that he saw us walking back
From the pool and the jacuzzi
And when we saw him next
He had another
Big ol' question for us to answer
"Are we an item?"
You said, "I knew it!"
He said, "How long?"
You said, "Five months!"
He said his partner
Was at the grocery store
But he was "young"
And he was "hung"
Said we were "very cute"
And wished "good luck"
And that's the last we saw of Larry
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
On the Monday after my birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
It was one hell of a birthday
On the Monday after my birthday