I wanna sit out on the front porch But I don't have a front porch I've got some metal stairs that walk up to my apartment It's where my friends smoke after the show And after everyone goes home I wish I wasn't on these stairs alone I wish I had a front porch But I don't have a front porch, oh no And after the show is over I'm picking up beer cans all alone Too quiet in this place Playing Title Fight off of my phone I'm happy it happened I was so nervous at five o'clock If anyone would show up If anyone would call the cops Think tomorrow will be better Gonna call Will and Jake in the morning Gonna get them over here to help from Sunday from getting boring I wanna sit out on the front porch But I don't have a front porch I've got some metal stairs that walk up to my apartment It's where my friends smoke after the show And after everyone goes home I wish I wasn't on these stairs alone I wish I had a front porch But I don't have a front porch I wish I had a front porch