I had just left town for a day Had to wipe my face clean There was too much coming my way I headed for the sea Now this really isn't California with it's caramel salty sea Not even close if you ask me But everywhere there's a shot of redemption That's what I'm looking for here They say you'll find it when you're not looking That's when she came to me Though this really isn't California with it's caramel salty sea She took me for all that I am Something I couldn't understand Shelly, this is a lollapalooza I ain't a holiday cruiser baby. I am a shell of a man As the day turned into the night Shelly was soothing me She said: "If nothing ever works the way you want it to Why don't you stay with me?" Even though this really isn't California with it's caramel salty sea She took me for all that I am Enough to make me her man Shelly, this is a lollapalooza I ain't a holiday cruiser baby. I am a shell of a man Shelly, this is the face of a loser I really ain't a straight shooter baby I am a shell of a man Though she took me for all that I was The wounds got to deep, it got dangerous I knew it could last but I left, with the break of day I never saw Shelly again, Though I heard she got married to her best friend It must've been for the best But you were my Shelly Shelly, Shelly Shelly, this is a lollapalooza I ain't a holiday cruiser baby. I am a shell of a man Shelly, That's my Shelly Shelly