Dear Mr Amazon Lady
This is my complaint via song
I placed an order for a limited edition Xbox one
But instead, all I got was a load of Capri sun
Sometimes you get something that you do not want
Sometimes the world gives you something that makes you feel numb
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, do, with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones
It's time for mince pies
And FBS gaming
I shouldn't be here sonically complaining
All I ever wanted was this Christmas to be fun
But now I'm fully weeping into my Capri sun
Oh Jeff Bezos, how could you do this to a man
I want to forgive you but I don't think I can
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones
Can I have it back, please
Can I have it back, please
I hope it was worth it
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy- woo I can't say that word
I'd bet you'd have me say that word, Jeff
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, with these blackcurrant ones
What am I gonna do, do, do, do, do, do with these Capri Suns
What am I gonna do, they're not even the orange ones