The one true prophet AliExpress has reached the west past the Great Firewall of China Increasing state production, conquering's the manifest behind the Great Firewall of China I hear the sirens And someone's gone again I thought I knew them well I guess I'm wrong again There's a red house over yonder My friends and I sometimes wonder What the cameras are for And what they do behind the door Keep out the Mongol hordes and western propaganda with the Great Firewall of China Ensure no thought crime and unpatriotic slander with the Great Firewall of China My friend's a black sheep But white's the only way We use a VPN to watch the NBA And yesterday we saw the statue They made us bow at his feet And I wondered who is he Looks like Winnie the Pooh to me I wear my party emblem proudly on my chest, protecting the Great Firewall of China I love my warden and my labour camp's the best behind the Great Firewall of China An empire of thousand years will never be oppressed behind the Great Firewall