Ah, say what you will
But I'd rather let them eat cake first
There's no debate how I came to negate the first verse
For this drivel
Wait!
Just let me swivel and try another tact for a while
Rumours of my demise
Have been greatly compromised and suppressed
By those in the news
Hey, if they won't report on it
They must have been bought, no?
What about Hillary's lies
Or Debbie's surprise
That we found out about their attempt to circumvent Sanders?
They sure seem bitter
So they'll ask Jack at Twitter to silence the debate for a while
Create a distraction and mass media inaction ensues
Of course there's remorse
But I'd rather this discourse took on a happy ending
Wouldn't you?
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Well, in the end I guess it's just a word
Just a promise
Just a token point of view
But heck
I'm not Katy Perry
So I can't expect Kingsmill to want to play me
At least any time soon
Let him mull over his taxpayer-funded job description
Before he pulls the trigger for subscription to change
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Hmm, I think we've been here before so maybe
This time I'm just let the folklore speak for itself
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake