Merry Christmas, to you and your cats Merry Christmas, I heard that they're getting fat Merry Christmas, did you get the blender I sent you? I know you like fruit and now you don't have to chew I've been baking! Ok, yeah, from a box And I've been taking that old dog out for walks And I've been waiting for dad to shovel the driveway Cause Grandma Faye... I'm snowed in today It started dumping down last Thursday And I was fine with that But now I'm pretty sure that it's Wednesday And I just needed to chat So anyway Merry Christmas, do the palm trees look nice? Merry Christmas, my gnomes are covered in ice Merry Christmas, can I come to visit you soon? Cause I'm snowed in and you live in Cancún It started dumping down last Thursday And I was fine with that But now I'm pretty sure that it's Wednesday And I just needed to chat Oh yeah Thanks for the bathmat