Excuse me, darlin', I couldn't help but notice That you were looking my way Am I mistaken, or were you just fakin' That smile you put on your face? I won't ask if you'd like to dance Even though I think you're pretty and all that stuff 'Cause I can't dance and I won't give you the chance The chance to call my bluff But I'd really like to take you to dinner We could see a show or two I hear them moving pictures are really something to see Well, darlin', so are you Theresa, my darlin', we've been together For quite a long time now it seems But oh, when you look at me, what is it you see? Do you see the man of your dreams? I ask because I've loved you as long as I've known you And I have now for three whole months Theresa, I swear to thee that, if you marry me I'll dance with you at least once But before you answer, let me be clear When I say "at least once" I mean this That I will dance with you on our wedding day And then never again Please say "yes"