I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
Hello world, what's happening?
I just woke up from my nap again
It's time for me to get the package in
Another rizla I'm unravelling
I told myself I wouldn't smoke today
But I said it in a jokey way
Now I'm rolling up some potent haze
I'll clean my room in like another day
It's time for me to get dressed
Orange juice and, yеah, it's pressed
And I don't evеn wanna flex
Damn, Biggy you the best
My boy pick me in the car
And he's already got one sparked
So we heading to the park
And we'll be there until it's dark
Puff, puff, puff, pass
I roll you blast
Big blunt so fast
Nuff, nuff, nuff, laugh
I love this grass, keep in
Five a side and I'm in goal
I didn't even get to vote
My boys says, "You 20 stone"
It's only right I suppose
Now old people wanna moan
But we just tryna have a smoke
I didn't moan about your dog shit
We just wanna be alone
Now they jumping on the phone
Telling feds we bunning chro
We ain't wanting any problems
We just wanna be alone
I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
Fast forward to the evening
I think it's time that we be eating
It's a nandos that I'm dreaming
A full chicken hot seasoning
But one plate won't satisfy
I'm far from a normal size
I got a little something on the side
Smoked salmon 'til I fucking die
But they don't serve it up in Nando's
So we had to hit up in Mambos
Whole gang, no Rambo's
Big boss moves like Django
So we rock up to the party
Couple gal are on Bacardi
Couple brudda on the Charlie
I call 'em Jamie Jamie Vardy
Chit-chat, I don't
Sit back I roll
Piff pack I smoke
Big back I hold
Kiss slap and loathe like whoa
The atmosphere start to change
A couple people start to stare
I ain't no Beanie Sigel
But I can feel it in the air
Unfortunately I was right
Couple guys start to fight
My spider senses started tingling
But I'd just rather get high
I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
I'll be smoking on my Keith
Hiding away from the gammon
I don't wanna get in beef
I'll be smoking on the salmon
(I'll be smoking on my-)
(Ah, yeah)
I'll be smoking on the salmon
(Ah, I'll be smoking on my-)
(Yeah)
I'll be smoking on the salmon